Hello poster #2. API stands for Aardvark Pregnancy Initiative. It is a great cause that is spanning the world over. Aardvarks all over are refusing to mate, and thus the population of this great species is dwindling. How can you help, you say? Why, just donate whatever you can over at our website, http://aardvarksareanimalstooandtheyneedtomakebabiestosurvive.com/.
Questions like this make me want to smack someone.