PRICELESS.

WOOHOO I AM ZE AEWSOME I FINESH MY APP!

HONEY WHAT’S THIS, WHATS GOING ON, WHY IS EVERYBODY SHOUTING? DID GRANDAD’S HEARING AID GO OUT AGAIN? SHOULD I GET HIM SOME PRUNE JUICE?

Hello poster #2. API stands for Aardvark Pregnancy Initiative. It is a great cause that is spanning the world over. Aardvarks all over are refusing to mate, and thus the population of this great species is dwindling. How can you help, you say? Why, just donate whatever you can over at our website, http://aardvarksareanimalstooandtheyneedtomakebabiestosurvive.com/.

Questions like this make me want to smack someone.

CONGRATULATIONS. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN, NOR WITH THERE EVER BE A MORE VAGUE QUESTION IN PROGRAMMING HISTORY. YOU ARE THE CHAMPION.

HOW CAN I PUT MY APP ON THE MAGIC IPOD MACHINE? THE DEMON MONKEYS IN MY HAIR WANT TO DEVELOP IPHONE APPS.

BEST APP EVAH. WOULD BUY AGAIN.

Seriously. Someone please make this app.

I see no way this could fail. SRSLY.

NAAAAAAAN. NAAAAAAN. NAAAAAAAN.

Oh look. Our friend from the previous post is back.

HAHAHA NEVER TO SEE AGAIN! I wish that was true for you.

P.S. Isn’t Solaris that bad movie with George Clooney in space? Something about his dead wife. I don’t remember.